Mason: Daddy, what is a Blossom Scout?
Daddy: I don't know. What is it?
Mason: I don't know.
Daddy: Can you use it in a sentence?
Mason: Uh,
'I am a blossom scout'.
Daddy: Okay, where would I find a Blossom Scout?
Mason: Nowhere.
Daddy: I am sorry, Mason. I don't know what one is. We will have to Google it when we get home.
It turns out that a Blossom Scout is from Disney's Sonny with a Chance. It is the equivalent of the Girl Scouts.
Sleep easy, everyone. I know I will.
